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Somebody dealt it. The unit will decide who.
The party scan game that detects nothing.
Everyone’s names go into the phone. A preposterously over-engineered detector runs its sweep — radar, sonar pings, haptics, telemetry — and the verdict screen names the culprit, complete with a confidence score and a margin of error of “total.” It senses nothing. That is the entire joke.
Free on iPhone (iOS 16.4+) and Android. Rated 13+ on the App Store. It’s a game — results are randomly generated.
For any room that needs a laugh
A 15-second visual payoff with a group reaction — made for parties, friend groups and family nights. Rated 13+.
Party hosts and friend groups
Pass the phone, name the room, and let the unit investigate. Instant group moment.
Teams and new groups
An icebreaker and conversation starter — Smart Scan and Funny Scan keep it friendly.
Family and friends at home
A randomizer with theatrics — who’s smartest, who’s funniest, who dealt it.
A detector you can openly rig reads unmistakably as a toy
Free to play. Pro adds exactly five features.
Three scans, free
Smell Scan (who dealt it), Smart Scan (the smartest person in the room) and Funny Scan (the funniest).
Film-scanner theatrics
A radar sweep with a stepped ping ladder, sonar echo, haptics and machine telemetry — every sound synthesized in code.
No account, nothing to set up
Open it and play. The names stay on your phone.
Rigged Job (Pro)
Pick the culprit before the scan even starts. It’s a toy — you’re allowed to rig it.
Your own scan & music (Pro)
Name what the unit hunts for (up to 30 characters) and play your own track under the sweep (up to 25 MB).
Any length, unlimited (Pro)
Scans from 3 to 60 seconds, with no counter and no limit.
Three steps to a verdict
- Pick a scanSmell, Smart, Funny — or your own with Pro.
- Name the roomType everyone who is playing. The unit has no idea who is there until you tell it.
- Point and waitIt sweeps, it thinks out loud, and then it names one of them — at random.
Free to play. Pro takes control of the scan.
Exactly as live on the App Store; the prices are the same on Google Play.
| Free | Pro | |
|---|---|---|
| Smell, Smart and Funny scans | ✓ | ✓ |
| Scan length | 10 seconds | 3 to 60 seconds |
| Rounds | 2 free rounds | Unlimited |
| Rigged Job — pick the culprit in advance | — | ✓ |
| Your own scan (up to 30 characters) | — | ✓ |
| Your own music (up to 25 MB) | — | ✓ |
| Price | Free | $2.99/week or $9.99/month |
Pro Monthly is labeled “Save 23% vs weekly.” Auto-renews until cancelled. Cancel any time in your account settings.
Live, rated, and built fast
stars on the App Store
Rated 5.0 from its first 2 ratings since it went live on September 16, 2026 — 20 days after the first line of code.
“This is one of the most quintessential apps to have in your collection for a darn good time to enjoy with family and friends alike.”5-star App Store review
Honest by design
The verdict screen always carries a GAME label and “Results are randomly generated.” The app requests no sensor permissions.
Privacy: essentially no data
No account, no sign-in. The only declared data type is purchase history, not linked to you and not used for tracking.
Mobile games are a massive, spending market
Everything you need to advertise Hoof Harted
Positioning, approved copy, targeting, keywords, claims with their sources, and downloadable assets. Every claim here is verified — please use them as written.
Positioning statement
Hoof Harted is a party game dressed up as a preposterously over-engineered detector. Name the room, hit scan, and let a gloriously fake detector pick the culprit. It senses nothing — that is the entire joke. Free on iPhone and Android.
Approved headlines & taglines
- SOMEBODY DEALT IT. The unit will decide who.
- NAME THE ROOM. It has no idea who is here until you tell it.
- THEN IT INVESTIGATES. Loudly. At enormous length.
- OR JUST RIG IT. Pick the culprit in advance. Nobody has to know.
- IT’S COMPLETELY RANDOM. That is the entire joke.
- It detects nothing. That is the joke.
25-word description
Somebody dealt it. Name the room, hit scan, and a gloriously over-engineered fake detector picks the culprit. It senses nothing — that’s the joke. Free on iPhone and Android.
50-word description
Hoof Harted is a party scan game. Type in everyone’s names, point the phone around the room, and watch a preposterously over-engineered detector sweep, ping and think out loud before naming the culprit — at random. Three free scans; Pro lets you rig it, write your own scan, and add your own music. Free on iPhone and Android.
Key messages
- Always a game. Say “party game” — and be proud that it senses nothing.
- The rig is the tell. Rigged Job makes it unmistakably a toy — and the best prank.
- Zero friction: no account, no sign-in. Open it and play.
- Not just fart jokes: Smart Scan, Funny Scan, and your own custom scan.
Audience & targeting
- Age: 13+ (the App Store rating). Never target younger audiences.
- Moments: parties, game nights, group hangouts, family gatherings.
- Interests: party games, pranks, comedy, group games, icebreakers.
- Platform: iPhone and Android.
Search keywords
Apple Search Ads exact-match set, plus three recommended additions (icebreaker, conversation starter, ice breaker game).
Channels
- Creator seeding — micro-creators on TikTok and Reels, flat fee. The strongest channel: a 15-second payoff with a group reaction.
- Apple Search Ads — exact-match keywords above; US.
- App Store product page — icon, title and subtitle drive most of the conversion.
- Not recommended: Product Hunt (wrong audience) and press outreach.
Calls to action & links
- Download free on the App Store → https://apps.apple.com/us/app/hoof-harted-party-scan-game/id6805927078
- Download free on Google Play → https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.takgio.hoofharted
- Read the case study → https://www.takgio.com/case-study-entertainment-hoof-harted.html
Approved claims & sources
| 5.0 stars on the App Store (2 ratings) | Apple App Store, Sept. 28, 2026 |
| Free: 3 scan types, 2 free rounds | Current app |
| Pro $2.99/week or $9.99/month; auto-renews until cancelled | App Store listing and paywall; same price on Google Play (confirmed by takgio, Oct. 4, 2026) |
| Live on the App Store since Sept. 16, 2026; built in 20 days | App Store; project history |
| Live on Google Play since Oct. 1, 2026; free to download | Google Play listing; project history |
| No account; names stay on the phone | Current app |
| “…a darn good time to enjoy with family and friends alike.” (quote without the reviewer’s name) | 5-star App Store review, Sept. 17, 2026 |
Do
- Call it a “game” or “party game” everywhere.
- Keep the GAME label and “Results are randomly generated.” visible whenever a verdict appears.
- Say plainly that it senses nothing — it picks one of the names you typed, at random.
- Claim only the five Pro features, exactly as listed.
- Quote App Store reviews word for word and without the reviewer’s name — there is no agreement to use their names.
Don’t
- Imply it detects, measures or senses anything — Apple and Google both reject fake-detector claims.
- Show readouts that describe the room (range, bearing, “3.4 m”).
- Use numeric content claims (“8 packs”, “200+ sounds”).
- Use alcohol or drinking in creative, or position it as a dating app.
- Use any age rating other than 13+.
- Call it a “#1 app”.
Official links & policies
Ad platforms and app stores ask for these. Use them exactly as written.
Privacy Policy and Terms of Use effective September 15, 2026. Links checked September 28, 2026; the Google Play link October 4, 2026.
Downloadable assets
Real, unmodified app screens. Never crop out the GAME label or the random-results note.
Event banners & QR codes — show them full screen, or download.Open Marketing →For entertainment only — it detects nothing. Available on iPhone and Android.
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